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The more you know, Plant Edition

Monday, September 26th, 2011

As much as we hope to always be within walking distance of restaurants or food stores, there will be a time when we would have to resort to nature’s bounty.  Fruits, berries, and nuts are popular with both hikers and picnic-goers.

Photo Courtesy of Survival Outdoor Life

But word of caution before you stuff yourself silly:  Not all delicious-looking things that grow on trees are good for you.

Photo courtesy of Outdoor Life

Fortunately, the good people at “Survival Skills” at “Outdoor Life” have a few guides and hints.  Tim MacWelch wrote two articles with some tips on which plants are edible:

•   Have positive identification with a good book, like Peterson’s Field Guide to Wild Edible Plants.

•    Know the poisonous nuts like Buckeye and Horse Chestnut, and the bad berries like Pokeweed.

•    Don’t collect near roads, dumps, power lines, train tracks or other contaminated areas.

•    Eat only small amounts of plants that are new to you, after you have positively identified it.

•    Just try one at a time so you can tell which plant you are allergic to, in case of allergic reaction.

•    And last but not least – if you are in doubt, DON’T eat it!

Most importantly as MacWelch puts it:  “At the end of the day, the best policy for dealing with berries is to learn each genus and species for its own benefits and dangers. This means no shortcuts; you have to do the homework.“  It is best to have someone who is knowledgeable about the region and can tell what can be eaten or not.  Learning from this person is important instead of trying out random berries by yourselves.

Stay safe!

The laptop stove and the best asparagus dish ever.

Monday, September 19th, 2011

Wheeeee!  It seems like we’re starting a streak of writing about multiple topics in one posting!

So, we’re going to start with a rather innovative idea:

Laptop Kitchen

No, it’s not another Apple product although it has the boldness of one.  Someone decided that a laptop should belong in the kitchen (despite the risk of food stains and crumbs from those of you who eat near your machines, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).  Anyway, here it is:

Fisher price got nothing on this

Us here at Diners.org can’t really put our thoughts to words on this.  It is a very innovative idea and is very cool in its own way.  But we can see it go badly very quickly.

It looks like a laptop too.

A kitchen is a messy place and we are assuming that the laptop uses a touchscreen due to the lack of a keyboard.  That makes for one sticky consequence.

This idea is only a concept though, but it’s a neat one though up by a guy named Electrolux.  You can see more images of the concept (including a cut-away view of the internals) and links by clicking here.

Asparagus Cake.  What.

You read that correctly, there is an asparagus cake out there…

We'll admit, if this was handed to us at desert our first response won't be "Mmmm, yummy!"

… and it looks exactly like it sounds.  A bunch of tied up asparagus as though someone took a bunch from the vegetable aisle and slapped them onto your plate.

But behold!

Now that is more like it!

Yes, it really is a cake with asparagus (can’t do one without the other in an asparagus cake).  What it really is, is a Dark Devil’s Food Cake covered with asparagus chopped to resemble a tied bundle.  This amazing combination was done by Rosie at sweetapolita.com.  You can visit her post (and got “awww” at her pictures) by clicking here.

Warning for the bold:  be prepared for snipping a lot of asparagus.

Free Iphone App at Starbucks and Cooking 2AM Chili… LIKE A MAN.

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Today we found out that Starbucks may be giving out free iPhone Apps courtesy of Apple.

According to this article on CNET, this iPhone app promotion is based off the music “Pick of the Week” cards that Starbucks and Apple have been using.

The card. Image courtesy of CNET.

Gizmodo’s article on this topic states that all you need to do is pick up the card near the cashier at Starbucks, punch in the code in the Apple Store, and presto!  We’re not sure if it’s that easy, but since at least one member of the Diners.org staff has an iPhone we will find out soon enough!

On another note, we were forwarded this hilarious recipe comic about making Chili (Warning: Contains STRONG language and is long.  Text version at the end.):

We applaud you, Tyler Capps

For those of you who can’t read the text, here it is:

  1. “2AM Chili with This Guy” by Tyler Capps
  2. A Pot.  Get one.
  3. Groceries.  (1.5 lbs of beef)  Buy them.
  4. Did you buy something like this [Chili Mix]?  Cool.
  5. Now throw that s**t away.
  6. We do it LIVE!  Son!  (2tbsp. of flour, 1 tsp. of basil, 1 tbsp. of onion powder, 4 tsp. of chili powder, 2 tsp. of ground cumin, 1 tbsp. of red pepper, 1 tbsp. of garlic powder, 2 tsp. of sugar)
  7. Mix it up right.
  8. Shake it.
  9. *Sniff*  Mmm. YEAH. Smells like touchdowns.
  10. Pro Note: If your kitchen doesn’t have speakers, you are f**king up.
  11. I keeps it CLASSY.
  12. Brown that beef.  And meanwhile…
  13. CHOP. (1/2 to 3/4 pepper, 3 to 4 cloves of garlic, use approx 1/2 of onion).  Safety first: “We’re fragile creatures.  It takes less than a pound of pressure to cut skin.” Hur hur.
  14. And open & combine those cans.  Be sure to drain the beans and corn first or they’ll water down your mix.
  15. Status Check: does your stove look about like this?  Good.
  16. Beef is done? Drain it and add to the pot.  Clean your skillet and get ready to sauté some s**t.
  17. Why coconut oil? Because I can.  WHAT?
  18. Sauté them veggies.  Like a BOSS.
  19. Add them veggies.
  20. Add that sexy seasoning and a few healthy pinches of brown sugar.
  21. Finally, add a shot of whatever beer you have on hand.
  22. Bring your manly concoction to a boil. Reduce heat and let simmer for as many hours as you’ve got. (Stir occasionally)
  23. Busy yourself with important things.
  24. Until…
  25. Ready! Crackers! Cheese!  Sweet baby jesus.
  26. What’s that?  It’s motherf**king delicious?
  27. I know.  You’re welcome.  Now stop being a stingy bastard and go feed some of your friends with this big pile of food you just made.
  28. Fin. (Until Next time)
  29. Full Shopping List:

The Base:

  • 1 large can of Tomato Sauce
  • 1 normal can of Tomato Sauce
  • 1 can Diced Tomatoes
  • 1 Green Bell Pepper
  • 1 Garlic
  • 1 Onion (Vidalia)
  • 1.5 lbs Ground Beef
  • 1 or 2 cans of Light Red Kidney Beans
  • 1 can of Green Beans
  • 1 can of Corn
  • Brown Sugar
  • Cooking Oil of your choice

The Seasoning

  • All Purpose Flour
  • Sugar
  • Garlic Powder
  • Onion Powder
  • Ground Red Pepper (Cayenne)
  • Chili Powder
  • Ground Cumin
  • Basil
  • Ground Black Pepper

Topping (Optional, but recommended):

  • Oyster crackers/Mini saltines
  • Shredded sharp cheddar
  • Sour cream

If anyone know who Tyler Capps (name in the first panel) and how to contact him, please give him our thanks.

What would you do with a Klondike bar?

Monday, May 17th, 2010

What would you do with a Klondike bar? How about a Klondike bar Coke float!

This delicious idea comes from Serious eats, it’s been a while since Diners has written about them, but they are serious; seriously delicious XD

Klondike bar floats, are an interesting twist on the coke float.  Using an ice cream bar with chocolate that will make this float your boat.

Directions:

1) Cut the Klondike bar in small pieces, this gives the coke surface area and helps to fit it in your glass, not everyone has a glass big enough to fit a Klondike Bar

2) Pour the soda, watch for the foam, note that it would probably get larger as you pour, so be careful not to let the foam spill over

3) Enjoy, it’s not rocket science, it’s delicious

The Spice Aisle

Friday, May 14th, 2010

Perhaps one of the biggest nuisances in the kitchen is having too much, too little, or none of the condiments you need for a recipe.  We glance into our cupboards, cabinets, boxes, shelves, or whatever storage device we use and sigh.

Fortunately for us, there are people like Lenore over at the “Evil Mad Scientist” website who offer and encourage us to bring order to chaos.  Their solution is to use your own jars and labels, thus eliminating the mismatch of containers you find at the supermarket and making the labels easier to read.

"Spice must flow." This is a pic of the "use your own jar and label" ideas from the guys at evilmadscientist.com

It sounds like a lot of work but it does seem to pay off in the end.  The article goes on to describe five steps to success.  We’re only going to give the titles below and you can read the details here

Step 1: Get your own jars
Step 2: Make your own labels
Step 3: If it seems expensive, it probably is
Step 4: A shelf and a drawer
Step 5: Organize and display

No system is perfect however.  The article is followed by a tip to only keep enough spice in your custom containers for everyday use and to keep the rest in their original containers where it is cold, dry, and dark.

Thanks to the “Evil Mad Scientist” peoples for an excellent idea and read.

Freshly whipped

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Ever finish baking, or creating something sweet and delicious and it’s just missing that final touch. I’ve stood there in my kitchen after creating a wonderful dessert and just couldn’t figure out what it was missing, and when I finally did, I didn’t have any. Well Instructables is a great website for teaching you how to create such things as Whipped cream! A perfect final touch to any dessert. To make it better, it’s fresh not canned or a spray.

Directions:

1) pour heavy cream into a mixing bowl, add 1/4 cup of powdered sugar for every cup of heavy cream

2) Start whipping the cream, while whipping add 1 tsp of vanilla extract for every cup of heavy cream. whip until firm

3) place on something delicious and serve immediately

Poor Man’s Pizza

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

I was over at a friend’s house to celebrate his birthday, this was right after my attempts with the winning entries, and I was explaining and describing the food that I had created. It was right after I finished talking about the desert for the last award winning meal that Nikki my good friend came in and said that there were a lot you could do with butter milk biscuits dough. She then began to describe what seemed like the most brilliant idea a poor college student would love. The poor man’s pizza as described by Nikki is a pizza dish created in under 25 minutes and costs less then $5.00 if done right, but leave you with a full stomach. This is a recipe that I have to try, and will do so on film soon, with prices included I want to attempt a Poor Man’s Pizza.

Stay tuned and Stay Healthy

Bake4me.com kthnxbbfJill

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

It’s hard to believe cooking websites or even cooking programs these days.  Anyone who even eavesdrops on the tales of Photoshop editors are wary of the pristine dishes shown in photos.   In fact, most of us are so used to realizing the blatantly bad hyped fatty foods on television for what they really are, that it amazes the mind why fast food chains even bother to try to continue to tempt us with glossy images of their products.

So it is totally awesome when I came across the blog “Bake4me.com” (you can visit it by clicking here), which broke away from the contemporary form of recipe listing with some very tasty pictures.  Less of a chemical compound formula and more of a what I like to call “POV Cooking”.

The pictures posted by the bloggers, Sally and David, are more than just cameraphone shots from someone’s forehead of kitchenware.  Their food actually look real and DELICIOUS.  I mean, take a look at the blueberries in this bowl of dough.

Mouthwatering goodness

Just take a moment to look at that.  It’s not as polished as anything you might see on PBS or the Food channel but it has that authentic feel to it.  The photo came from the Blueberry Scones entry, which is only one of the many tasty entries posted.  Say what you want, but images like the one below grab my attention more than the fake setups you see during the commercial breaks.

Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen is what delicious looks like.

Desperate Cooking, Delicious Creation

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Many people have faced this predicament. A time when you open your fridge and find, to your horror and dismay… an empty fridge; save for a few scraps here and there. Well this is a story of how an empty fridge and a creative mind can save the day. A Writer from Serious Eats, Robert Bellinger, face that predicament and ended with something delicious.

Sweet Potato Leek Soup, from Serious Eats

The Sweet Potato Leek Soup, a delicious combo of vegetables found somewhere in the fridge, Chicken stock from Sunday’s chicken, left over sweet potato and a dash of ingenuity. This is the kind of cooking that we really enjoy. Not exactly the desperate part, but the creativity of the chef and the thought of new kinds of cooking and not the constraints of traditional recipes. People these days rely too much on constraints of classic recipes, and do not explore the world of flavor. Variations usually go only to the extent of changing the amount of salt and pepper. We at Diners.org being the hungry people we are, will try to create this soup. Enjoy.